Do you know The Riddle of Steel?
According to Doom it has something to do with flesh and snake cults. or something. You're wrong Thulsa! I know the
TRUE answer to the riddle of steel.
Behold it's glory! A 165 lb. granite plate.

It came via truck this morning. Delivered by a jolly elderly delivery man with a big white beard... hmm. I have been waiting for this thing to get back in stock for about 4 weeks. Machined flat from Grizzly $45 w/free shipping. crazy. I had to jump on that deal. Now I can flatten all those ancient blades and tools I have been collecting.
By ancient I mean WW2 era bench and hand planes I find at the flea market.

my collection of ancient and not so ancient woodworking artifacts!

A Good flat Iron my friend straight and true! Forged in fires of antiquity by Crom himself. And so my journey began.
The first bench plane I found was this old Dunlap with 5Dbb scribed in the side of it. It had lots of pitting and plenty of high spots its not a Stanley but it was made in the same era

I started with 100grit then quickly realized that was going to cut it. So I moved onto 80grit.

Sharpie was used to mark progress which was remarkably slow.

After several hours and plenty of breaks I decided to make a trip to the hardware store and pick up some 60 grit. Work moved much faster.

Good enough for me.

I repeated the process with the cheap Harbor Freight plane I got on sale. It got good reviews. Though I did open about 7 packages to inspect till I found one that suited me. Didn't take much to flatten it.


The last plane was this little plane with a cool step mechanism I found this past weekend for $9.

The blade says Keystone... hmm. research will be done.

I shall paint you red.

And Im done for the day now that my hands and lungs are coated in a fine iron powder.

