Postby JimPage » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:51 am
Great, Sarah! We'll all enjoy hearing and seeing that stuff!
Last night was the first gig that I used my two new Hallmark guitars on, and they were great fun to play.
Unfortunately, the band exploded. We had a member whom we knew was full of himself and had a "Oh, this will be good enough" approach, but he surpassed our worst fears.
The most bizarre moment, and there were many, was when he began singing "Tangled Up In Blue." He sang, "Early one morning, uh . . . blah blah blah . . ." and just mumbled nonsense words through the rest of the verse. I said, "What in the heck are you doing?" and he replied, "Oh, the type on my lyric sheet is too small and I can't read the words."
The drummer made a slash sign across his throat to kill the song, and I asked the singer to end the song gracefully (this during the lead, which was hurriedly inserted) and he replied, "But the song has six more verses!" To which I said, "But if you can't read 'em and don't know them, what are you going to do-- sing it in Pig Latin?!??!?!"
Which he proceeded to do, or at least it sounded like it. For the six more verses!!!
Oh, was it horrible to endure. That was the first song of the set and it went downhill from there.
--Jim, still in shock

• '99 Martin D-41
• '67 Mosrite Celebrity II
• '72 Mosrite Celebrity III
• '83 Tokai TST56
• '10 Hallmark Barris Krest
• '10 Hallmark 60 Custom
• '10 Hallmark Stradette
• '50s Tele Clone
• Basses: Ashbory, Hofner, 51RI Precision, 5-string, fretless