JOKE of the DAY

[jtarbutn]

What do a banjo and a hand grenade have in common?

By the time you hear 'em it's too late!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarah93003]

Okay, here it is again. I don't know why the image showed for a little while and then disappeared.

I got caught speeding the other day. The officer contended that I had accelerated from the traffic signal at a high rate of speed. So, I flicked my blonde hair, flashed my pearlie whites, and batted my baby blues in an effort to talk my way out of it. Then he took a picture of my dog in the back seat and showed it to me. Case closed!

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[Sarah93003]

Did I mention I love animals? No. Well I do. I fondly remember the hunting dogs my father had when I was a little kid in Arkansas. They had kind of a funny bark, but they were good dogs anyway.

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When I was a teenager a cute Bulldog followed me home. I named him Drool for obvious reasons. Great for keeping your feet warm and lapping up ice cream when it was melting.
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I've had cats before and they are great pets too. Sometimes I find them to be just a little too melodramatic.

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Yep, pets are great!

[oipunkguy]

lol

[Olav]

thanks to mary for pointing me there

[Dennisthe Menace]

Be sure to turn up the volume, and watch it all the way to....."The End."

[Olav]

That got a BIG laugh overhere!

[Dennisthe Menace]

How to Improvise When the Drummer Doesn't Show For the Gig........

[Veenture]

"Sweet Geogia Brown", "Bye Bye Blues"...bye bye drummer!!... That was great Dennis, and some neat pickin' right there too! Thanks.

[oipunkguy]

I tried this one time with my old 84 mustang. oddly enough the car kept better timing then our drummer! But the cardon monoxide poisoning was so bad, we had to kick the ol' ford out of the band

cool video Dennis, I love the mouse thing too, lol